I had some money left on a Williams Sonoma gift card, so I betook myself to that highly expensive foodie boutique, and purchased what I can only describe as an Avian Rectal Rectifier, pictured above.
This gadget doesn’t mess around! It’s stainless steel, it’s got a kind of purposeful surgical quality to its manufacture, and once you’ve got the perforated Rectifying Probe jammed up the fowl’s bottom, it’s going to jolly well stay there through thick or thin!
So I gave the Rectifier a tryout the other day, and the results were splendid. The internal basting kept the chicken moist and tender even as the outside was turned brown and crispy. The lower photo shows the chicken about halfway through the process.
The reservoir doesn’t have to be filled with beer, of course. (I used white wine.) So now I’m thinking about experimenting with other liquids, just to see what it would taste like. Brandy! Bourbon! Raspberry soda!
Any suggestions for what I should blow up my chicken’s butt?
Red wine would probably be interesting.
I have to live up to my legend and suggest Diet Mountain Dew. If the result doesn't taste delicious, maybe it'll at least give you a caffeine buzz.
"Chicken ala Vlad"
You could always go fancy and start putting different dressings up there. Like balsamic vinegar, olive oil, garlic-type mixtures.
Dr. Pepper.
More seriously, what about limade, a margarita, or a favorite grilling marinade of mine: white wine vinegar, lemon and a sprig of rosemary?
Shash
Ooh. Good ideas, gang.
Chicken that gives you a caffeine high? Oh yeah!
I like the diet Mt. Dew idea. It makes a good diet margarita base (yeah, I know, gag at the idea, but try it sometime!)
I'd also try marinating the chicken in herbs, Jagermeister and root beer and then pouring the extra marinade in the reservoir. Then you can yodel RiiiiiIiiiIiiIIiiIicola! before eating it.
I learned last Summer that if you mix jagermeister and Rumplemintz the resultant drink is called a Dead Nazi.
Ha!
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