More quotes from the critiquing ground that is Taos Toolbox.
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Speaking as a mad hermit. . .
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That book was so brilliant that I couldn’t finish it.
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It’s difficult to have an orgasm and stab someone.
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It would be really cool if Mom gets killed on a business trip.
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This chapter has white hut syndrome.
“White hut syndrome” can be cured by watching The Money Pit. (This is case where I believe the cure is worse than the disease. YMMV.)
Alternatively, the author should replace every other viewing of Renovation Realities or Desperate Landscapes with one of Hoarders.
Short version of the above: That’s the phrase that belongs on a Cafe Press tee shirt. Preferrably with an excerpt from the Design Porn that inspired it.
“It’s difficult to have an orgasm and stab someone.”
I really hope this statement was not based on personal experience.
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